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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Lafourche Parish Councilman Daniel Lorraine has proven once again that he is not a student of Abraham Lincoln.

At the Lafourche Parish Council meeting on July 10 where a ordinance to ban the public display of under garments was voted on, Mr. Lorraine could not explain why he voted against an amendment that would have exempted bra straps, but voted for the ordinance itself.

To quote Mr. Lorraine, “I probably just slipped up on it.”

Is this what the residents of Lafourche Parish are to expect from such a seasoned politician? It makes one wonder how many other votes he “just slipped up on?”

Mr. Lorraine is so well entrenched within his district, that I doubt anyone will run against him in the upcoming election. Should someone decide to step up to plate, let me recommend the following for placement on a billboard or newspaper ad.

A picture of Mr. Lorraine at a council meeting casting his vote. Let both the yea and nay lights be lit. Put a little bubble quote above his head with his quote inside, “I probably just slipped up on it.”

If anyone can send me a picture of Mr. Lorraine at a council meeting, I will post a mock-up of it.